The Sphinx at the War Office: Meditations on Harmony and Discord

ad oculos: intonuere poli, et crebris micat ignibus aether. nihil obstat.

intelligent design

when the federal government mandates high school instruction in intelligent design, it would seem appropriate that they examine the hypothesis that our universe is a sort of fancy hemorrhoid cream manufactured for commerce by 15-dimensional space aliens with squid eyes and grasshopper toes.